Saturday, December 31, 2005

Happy New Year




































Millie, Mojo (hiding) and the kids wish you a Happy New Year. Mongo not know. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The Reverend Horton Heat

The Reverend Horton Heat
Top Cat's Cincinnati
December 20th, 2005





Tuesday, November 15, 2005

My favorite girl, not my favorite hat

 


The first of many fashion shows for Jessica. Posted by Picasa

The Dog Ate My Homework


I worked for a couple of hours on Sunday, making this mock up of a larger project. Imagine a couple of sails, windows for the galley, and candy decoration and you have a "Gingerbread Pirate Ship". I may have to kill Millie.
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The last game of the season was an invitational at Tomahawk Stadium.
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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Japan's Hayabusa Closes in on Asteroid Landing Site



By Leonard David
Senior Space Writer
posted: 03 November 2005
11:28 am ET

Stunning imagery is being returned by Japan?s Hayabusa space probe as it draws closer to its celestial target: asteroid Itokawa.



Now just a few miles distant from the space rock, the spacecraft is poised for an historic attempt to collect and return a specimen to Earth from such an object. Imagery from Hayabusa is being used by Japanese scientists to target potential touchdown sites on the rocky world.



Hayabusa was rocketed into space from Japan?s Kagoshima Space Center on May 9, 2003 and is a project of that country?s Institute of Space and Astronautical Science (ISAS), a space science research division arm of the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA).

Hayabusa arrived at its exploration target, near Earth asteroid Itokawa, on September 12, propelled there via ion engines and an Earth swing-by to put the probe on a heading toward Itokawa.
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Monday, October 31, 2005

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The side of the house, you can see our ghost rig in the background.
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My Jar Jar Costume


Aidan, Jessica, and Dad. What do you think of my costume?
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Our Ghost


I scared some hillbillies with this one. It's a gauze ghost with glowing eyes. The dress is moving, and flowing and the whole thing floats and glows. You can't see the rig, fan, or black light. Next year, I'll control the black light remotely and it will have a small motor to move it up and down. It will appear to float, move and then disappear. My best work, I must say...
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Art Bell would be proud...
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Spider's Lair


I'm standing in the driveway, handing out candy. The spider rig is under the car, waiting to pounce. Big Fun.
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Sunday, October 30, 2005


Dad is about to put the power tools to the pumpkin carving...
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Giant Spider 5.99, High Speed RC Car stripped of the body 229.99, Traumatizing the Neighbors? Priceless.

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Friday, October 28, 2005


Jessica working on the foot drag.
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

For the Record


For the record, this is the type of memorial I want. If possible, split my cremains between four 8 inch (long burn) Rozzi Gold Willows and use in a fan rack; shoot them last. Build similar layers of 3, 4, 5, 6 inch gold willows with about 1 second between sizes, then the 8 inch. Cord


/>MARINE ON ST. CROIX, Minn. - The Rev. Gordon Bergin loved fireworks. So before he died, he decided he wanted to say goodbye in a spectacular way: aboard a flaming rocket. Bergin's ashes will be sent into the heavens in a shower of gold sparks on Sunday during a holiday fireworks display in this scenic river town. "It's very unique - esoteric, maybe," said his son, the Rev. Brian Bergin. "He was a unique individual. He had many interests, and this was just one of them." "We're celebrating his life," he added.



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Saturday, September 24, 2005


The Sharpest View of the Sun
Credit: SST, Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences

Explanation: This stunning image shows remarkable and mysterious details near the dark central region of a planet-sized sunspot in one of the sharpest views ever of the surface of the Sun. Just released, the picture was made using the Swedish Solar Telescope now in its first year of operation on the Canary Island of La Palma. Along with features described as hairs and canals are dark cores visible within the bright filaments that extend into the sunspot, representing previously unknown and unexplored solar phenomena. The filaments' newly revealed dark cores are seen to be thousands of kilometers long but only about 100 kilometers wide. Resolving features 100 kilometers wide or less is a milestone in solar astronomy and has been achieved here using sophisticated adaptive optics, digital image stacking, and processing techniques to counter the blurring effect of Earth's atmosphere. At optical wavelengths, these images are sharper than even current space-based solar observatories can produce. Recorded on 15 July 2002, the sunspot shown is the largest of the group of sunspots cataloged as solar active region AR 10030.
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Friday, September 09, 2005


This is a GD classic.
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Who hired this pussy anyway?


FEMA director Mike Brown, right, makes his way off a US Coast Guard helicopter guided by Capt. James Bjostad where Hurricane Dennis came ashore in Navarre Beach, Florida, in a Monday, July 11, 2005 photo. Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown, the principal target of harsh criticism of the Bush administration's response to Hurricane Katrina, was relieved of his onsite relief command Friday. (AP Photo/LM Otero, file)
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Friday, August 26, 2005


They're gone. The house is trashed and smells like fog machine. I slept about an hour last night and three hours the night before. I've spent over $400.00 on various accessories and BS. Time for a nap.
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Ok, so last week the producer Alan, suggests that we decorate for Halloween and even dress the kids up in costumes. I blew off the costumes, but did fish the boxes of decorations out of the basement. Once they saw that they had some props to work with, it was all over.

Keep in mind, Emeril's Halloween special is pretty over the top. It's serious about being campy, and is always a big hit. Alan and Mark from The Food Network were professional and polite. I can't help but feel nervous that this is going to turn out silly. I trust that when the put it together, it will fit into the show.
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At this point, I'm starting to panic just a little. They had me pour the bread from a skull, into the food processor. Then in another shot, hold another skull on top of the machine. All I can hear in my head is "... in the context of the show"
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AND to top it all off, I had to fill out a release for every skull.
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I love the back of my head in this shot.
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More dark and spooky.
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The house still smells like fog machine. Craig from work was nice enough to loan me his, but we were lucky enough to get it's professional big brother. The kids look so serious.
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This is Alan setting up the interview shot. If you like cheese, this segmet is for you.
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Our "heros".
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005


First Test
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Saturday, August 20, 2005

Emeril! Live


UPDATE We booked the date for this Friday August 26th. I'm not sure yet when the show will air, but it is typically the last two weeks of October. I will be in studio during the taping and I am hoping to work out the whole family going to New York.
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Football is serious business.
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First Game (Pre-Season). Aidan's team won 21-7. Aidan played Left Guard, Right End and Safety. He played both ways, and was on the sideline for about 4 minutes. It was 95 and humid, perfect football weather.
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Friday, August 19, 2005


Blue Devils vs STiB
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Jessica did very well in her first game of the season. They came close to making the finals of this tournament.
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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Emeril Live! will be taping a segment in our home Aug 26th


Emeril Live! will be taping a segment in our home Aug 26th.
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The winning recipe:

Shrunken Heads (Side Dish)
Serves 6
Prep Time 20 Minutes
Total Time 1 Hours 50 Minutes

6 Medium Granny Smith Apples
1 Cup Fresh Bread Crumbs
2 Tablespoons Unsalted Butter at Room Temperature
3 Slices Bacon
½ Small Onion, Fine Dice
1 Clove Garlic, Minced
2 Tablespoons Freshly Grated Parmesan Cheese
2 Teaspoons Whole Grain Mustard
3 Tablespoons Balsamic Vinegar

Slice bacon into small cubes. Sauté’ over medium heat until brown and crispy. Remove bacon and discard all but 1 Tablespoon of drippings. Sauté’ onions in drippings about 3 minutes and add garlic. Cook until onion is translucent and beginning to brown. Do not allow garlic to brown, reduce heat if necessary. Add bread crumbs and cooked bacon and toss. Remove from heat and allow to cool in pan. With melon baler, remove core from apple starting at the top (stem end). Only dig about halfway down into the apple to remove the core, do not go all the way through the apple and out the opposite end. You should now have a well in the apple about 1 inch wide and 2 inches deep (depending on the size of your apple). With a paring knife carefully carve eyes, nose and mouth in side of the apple creating a face.

To cooled filling add Parmesan Cheese, butter, mustard, and 1 tablespoon of balsamic vinegar. Stuff apples with filling and place in a baking dish so that they do not touch. For best results have carved faces toward the outside of the dish. Brush and drizzle the remaining 2 tablespoons of balsamic vinegar on the outside of the apples, especially any cut features of the face.

Tip:
Use Jack-o-Lantern tools, melon baler, and bamboo skewers to create features of the face.


Others:

Black Widow Cakes
Serves 6
Preparation Time 10 Minutes

6 Chocolate Covered Cake Treats (such as “Ding Dongs” or “Swiss Cake Roll”
24 Black Pipe Cleaners
12 Candy Corn (or similar hard candy)

Fold each pipe cleaner in half, forming a “V”. Cut candy corn in half crosswise and reserve the small triangle you created. Unwrap cake and insert pointed end of 4 pipe cleaners into bottom of cake one at a time, forming legs. Bend legs again to create interesting or menacing poses. Insert two candy triangles into one side of the top of the cake to create eyes.

Other ideas: Use two more candy corn to form an hourglass on the top of the cake. The hourglass is the only feature on a black widow spider.

Lumberjack Fingers (Dessert)
Serves 6
Preparation Time 20 Minutes

6 Cake Treats (such as “Twinkie”)
3 Pretzel Rods
1 Cup Prepared White Frosting
Assorted Food Coloring (liquid or paste)
1 Small Bag Plain Potato Chips
¼ Cup Strawberry or Raspberry Preserves

Place prepared frosting in mixing bowl and add food coloring to create a “flesh” color. Mix thoroughly to blend color and make frosting very smooth and spreadable. Unwrap cakes and turn cake over. Carefully cut a lengthwise slit in bottom of cake in the center starting about one inch from one end and stopping about one inch from the other end. Break pretzel rod approximately in half, sized to fit in the slit you created. Carefully stuff pretzel rod into the cake using the slit you cut, positioning it in the center of the cake. Cut one of the rounded ends or “tips” off of the cake (about ½ inch crosswise across one of the rounded ends of the cake) forming a finger shape. Discard the “tip”. Spread the frosting over the top and sides of the cake leaving the cut edge and bottom unfrosted. Spread preserves on the cut end of the “finger” for the wound. Pour potato chips into a bowl and choose one chip for each finger to use as the finger nail. Carefully put chip on rounded end of the finger to form the finger nail.

Tips:
Add black food color to the remaining frosting to make a darker flesh color. Use this darker frosting and a toothpick to make details such as creases in the fingers.

Add a jagged, broken piece of pretzel rod sticking out of the preserves about a half of an inch to imitate bone.

When eaten, the pretzel makes the crunch of bone in the finger.


Roasted Brains Omelet
Serves Four
Preparation Time 20 Minutes
Foil
Non Stick Spray
8 Eggs
2 Tablespoons Butter
2 Tablespoons Milk
Pinch of Salt and Pepper
Tomato Ketchup

Form four molds from foil in the shape of the top half of a brain about the size of a baseball and three inches deep. Use your fist to help form the shape. Be sure to create a crease down the middle and plenty of wrinkles. Spray the molds liberally with non stick spray and set aside. Simmer 1 quart of water in a tea kettle or sauce pan. Place molds in a baking dish close to the stove. Beat eggs with milk, salt and pepper. Melt butter in sauté pan over medium heat. Add egg mixture and cook stirring constantly until just starting to firm up. Move pan on and off heat if needed to keep eggs cooking, but not allowing them to overcook. When the eggs are still quite liquid and undercooked, spoon them into the molds and spread out evenly. Carefully pour hot water into baking dish to a depth of ½ inch. Cover molds and dish with a sheet of foil and allow to steam for 3-5 minutes. Check that the eggs are your desired doneness and not overcooked. The eggs should hold their shape and pull away from the sides of the mold in one piece. Turn a plate over and place on top of one of the molds. Invert both the plate and the mold in one motion and carefully remove the foil. Use a teaspoon to help separate if necessary. Garnish the brain with ketchup to mimic blood.